You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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