Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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