My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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