Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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