I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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