I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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