I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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