So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
time to smoke my breakfast
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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