I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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