belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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