they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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