fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
two words: eviction party
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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