nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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