We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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