Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
