I hate all girls vehemently.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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