At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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