Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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