yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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