I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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