Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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