I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
