Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize