Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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