He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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