So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was born a porn star she said
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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