you will always have a special place in my vag
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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