don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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