Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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