He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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