so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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