Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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