i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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