i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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