ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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