when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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