There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Blow job season was short but glorious.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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