it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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