i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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