she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I love you. Go after that dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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