Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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