I don't think brook has ever known best
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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