the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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