All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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