Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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