another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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