Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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