Christians are straight up FREAKS
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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