TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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