How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
