Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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