brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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