she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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