called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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